Ironically, this is the first adventure to be mentioned, because it's the first time this semester that I've had such a lack of time to waste.
Picture my surroundings:
Sparkling snow falling outside, a chunk of comforting fudge in my hand, Michael Buble Christmas on headphones, and a mountain of textbooks on the desk before me.
Methinks I'm in heaven, save for the textbooks.
Picture what I'm reading:
"...reviewers of thousands of studies—using a wide variety of research designs, methods, and participants—have concluded..."
Meeeeehhhhh...
Picture what I'm really thinking about:
Once there was a big, blue fish, who had the power to grant one wish.
But the fish was never caught, so the wish was never got.
Yeah, I made that up. Hey, when my brain cells are dying rapidly from test crammage overdose, that's pretty good!
Now I should make a poem about green eggs and ham!
Oh wait... that's already been done.
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